From: Jeff Thompson (jwthomp at sparc14.cs.uiuc.edu)
Subject: Aliens Do Exist
I just saw this on a news feed. Get Scared! :)
Years ago, when the alien-broadcast program began, government
scientists decided to broadcast a message that would be simple yet
convey a sense of love, universal peace and brotherhood: "Have a
Nice Day." They broadcast this message over and over, day after
day, year after year, until one day they got an answer:
Dear Earth Persons:
OK. We are having a nice day. We also have a number of extremely
sophisticated weapons, and unless you start broadcasting something
more interesting, we will reduce your planet to a very warm object
the size of a child's bowling ball.
- The Aliens
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